Today

Well, I am back, not on my main PC but it is on the way. After the days of anger and frustration, I am currently reloading my system.
First thing I did was load my AV software and update EVERYTHING. I can't say that it won't happen again, but i will do all in my power to make sure it doesn't. This is only the second virus I have had in the 11 years I have been messing with computers. Not a bad record I guess, but still, my opinion on the freaks that cause all this senseless chaos is still the same. Read the previous post to see what I mean.
So for now, happy surfing and keep all your virus and spyware programs up to date...... bye!

VIRUSES

In this post, I want to touch on something that has bothered me for years...........computer viruses. For the life of me, I never understood why people or ASSHOLES as I like to say, would create viruses. All they do is piss people off severely, including me.
I am most of the time protected against these things because I know I have a temper when I have to deal with these things. Unfortunately, one slipped thru my system the other day and it is reallydoing a number on my system. I would love to meet one of the lousy fucks that do this and beat the living sh*t out of them. I personally think that people who do this sort of thing should do jail time. They obviously have no life and just looking for a way to steal from people to make a living.
GET A JOB you low down pricks!!! Sorry if the profanity is offensive to anyone reading, but this really pisses me off. Instead of enjoying what I like (playing on my pc and the net) I have to spend hours upon hours trying to get rid of this fucking thing. From the way it is looking, I am going to have to completely wipe out my system and spend the next week getting it back up to speed.
I get so wrapped up in trying to fix my pc, I forget about time and then the day is gone by the time I realize it. Wastes my time and enjoyment because some BITCH has to create chaos for the rest of the world. Fortunately, not every pc in my house has been molested by some jerkoff's attempt to make their mark in the world.
Anyway, I will go now because I could rant about this for hours.................

Daily Driving Part 4

Hello all, it's been a few days since the last post.
My kids are in town for the next 5 or 6 weeks and in transporting them to the sitters (my parents) in the morning, another subject came up.
Stop Lights........
Why is it that with the technology we have these days, some towns seem to refuse to replace the old timer lights with sensored ones. There is a certain strip of road in the town I live in and the one my parents live in that kill any amount of extra time you have given yourself to do anything. There is a light at every stupid corner for a few blocks and they are all timed lights. What really pisses me off, is you get stuck at every one of them and there is no traffic coming from the other direction. So there you set, for what seems like minutes, at every light, waiting for it to change. AAHHHHHH!!!!
Then there are the ones that stay green forever one direction and the other only lasts for about 10 seconds. No matter what time of the day it is that you pass THESE lights, you get stuck at the red light. Even if you are on the side that stays green for looooooong times, you still manage to get there when it is red.
Why not just get the sensored lights and make everyone happier. Who wants to set thru 4 or 5 blocks of nothing but red lights. Not me by any means. No, let's spend the tax money on uneccessary shit that we don't need, like putting up fancy lights in the center of the split streets, and planting trees on the street sides, etc.
Enough on that because I could keep going...............................

4th of July Holiday

Hope everyone had a good holiday weekend. My wife and I scheduled a vacation day for last Friday (June 30th) which gave us a 4 day weekend. Whoooo Hoooooo!! Bad part is, everyone else took the day after off, so work was kinda dead today.
We bought a 14ft trampoline over the weekend. We have been waiting for prices to drop before we got one and it finally happened. We decided that when we bought our house that we would have one. We played on it almost all weekend and is one hell of a work-out. We had to cover it during the holiday as we spent it away from home. We went to a friends house to celebrate. We had a great time as we did the previous year because of friends and fireworks and food and beverages(daddy drinks).
We didn't want to come home to a new toy with a hole burnt in it from a random firework landing on it. Anyhow, no ranting for the day, I am tired from the long weekend of fun.

C-ya............

Guys Rules

Todays post is off the Daily Driving complaints. Let's get to something a little different this time.
READ ON............

GUYS RULES

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our
rules! Please note . . .. they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

l. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. It is itches, we will scratch. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but is is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. . really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!